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 It's like North-south Score: -5 Moves: -3

> go south-north

You begin to walk south-north.

That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are.

Eventually it does get dark.

Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Africa and you fall to the ground in a heap.

You get ants in your pants.

Sometime later you wake up dead.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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