Game:Zork/a winner is you!
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|A winner is you!||Score: 3,897,156,069||Moves: 46|
He continues "The kindness you have shown me will not go unrewarded."
He then points to your score. "The narrator will pull some strings and actually allow you to win."
"No not really." The Jamaican Grue finishes. Then he eats you.