Game:Zork/a winner is you!

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 A winner is you! Score: 3,897,156,069 Moves: 46

The old man leans over to you and whispers in your ear "I am a Grue, yet you would sit beside me."

He continues "The kindness you have shown me will not go unrewarded."

He then points to your score. "The narrator will pull some strings and actually allow you to win."

> Really?

"No not really." The Jamaican Grue finishes. Then he eats you.

*** You have died ***

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