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 Road out of Hell Score: -5 Moves: 0


> fly up


As your astral body rises up, away from the morass of suffering and despair that waits beneath you, you are suddenly stopped by a robed figure.


> examine robed figure


It's wearing an ink-black hooded robe, so you can't see its features.

"I AM DEATH. NONE CAN LEAVE MY DOMAIN UNLESS THEY CHALLENGE ME."


> challenge Death


You say, "Okay! I challenge you to a duel! ...there, now can I go?"

"NONE CAN LEAVE MY DOMAIN UNLESS THEY CHALLENGE ME AND WIN. ...I THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPLIED."

The figure waves its cloaked hand, and you suddenly appear in an old-style video arcade. You thought those things only existed in history books and Japan.

"CHOOSE YOUR CHALLENGE."


> "Okay, but would you please stop shouting?!"


"NO. SHOUTING IS MY THING."

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