Game:Zork/Zork/inventory

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 Road out of Hell Score: 0 Moves: 11


 Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 1


> inventory

You pull out each item in the inventory as you examine them. You have:

5 litres of human blood, 206 bones, a skull, a human brain (embedded in skull), a layer of skin (being worn), two eyes (embedded in skull), a tongue, a stomach (half-full), a digestive tract, a rectum (half-full), a bladder (half-empty), a liver, a kidney (worth 500 zorkmids), another kidney (in use), two lungs (in use), a human heart (in use), a spleen (unventilated), some genitals, 412 human hairs (being worn), a song (embedded in heart), a smile (embedded in skull), 9 hopes, 12 dreams, 14 regrets, 99 problems, 17 fears, 5 ounces of darkness (embedded in heart) and a consciousness (in use).

You also have pants, a stick of gum, and an anti-Grue uniform. Unfortunately, the gods of Zork suddenly decide that you having an anti-Grue uniform would be unfair to the Grues, and they take it away from you.

Unfortunately, by the time you put back all the things in your inventory, a Grue eats you. Tough luck.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


> _


Final scores:

Death: 1 move.

You: 1 move.


"IT SEEMS YOU HAVE FAILED TO DEFEAT ME. AS THE VICTOR, I SHALL CLAIM YOUR SOUL."


> "Wait! I didn't lose either! It's a tie!"

"NO TIEBREAKERS ALLOWED."


> "Aww man! Can't we just-"


*** You suck ***


Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):


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