Game:Zork/Zork/Grue

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 Road out of Hell Score: 0 Moves: 11


 Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 1


> examine grue

Man, you've never played this game before, have you? The Grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
> _


Final scores:

Death: 1 move.

You: 1 move.


"OKAY, AS YOU KNOW I, DEATH, NORMALLY MAINTAIN THIS SOLEMN, RESERVED EXTERNAL VENEER, IN KEEPING WITH THE SOLEMNITY OF THE METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT WHICH I ANTHROPOMORPHICALLY REPRESENT, BUT HOLY BATFINK MONKEYDIDDLES WHAT IN THE FROTZ POSSESSED YOU TO TYPE "EXAMINE GRUE" WHEN YOU FULLY KNEW THAT DOING SO WOULD RESULT IN YOU BEING HORRIBLY KILLED, AS YOU OBSERVED MYSELF DOING NOT ONE SECOND BEFORE - YOU IDIOT?!"


> "Ummm... because I'm a stupid poopy-head who doesn't think before typing stuff?"

"CORRECT. ALSO:"


*** You suck ***


Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):

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