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 Rhodesia Score: 10 Moves: 30

> Enter hut

You enter the hut and find yourself confronted by a SWAT team with SMGs.

> hey guys

What's that?! You don't agree with His Excellency, President for Life Bob Mugabe's official policies? You're trying to undermine Zimbabwe and her precious democracy, aren't you? TRAITOR TO THE REVOLUTION! FASCIST IMPERIALIST PIG! OPEN FIRE!!!

> run like hell from lunatics

First rule of thumb when you go to Africa, O ignorant one. Always wear a T-shirt with the dictator's Facebook avatar on it or they'll kill you.

> don T-shirt

The "Mugabe is God" T-shirt doesn't become available until Level 6, along with the MacDonalds Coupon. Sorry!


*** You kicked the bucket ***

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