> going west
You hear that gold was found in California so you sell all your possessions to buy a Oxen team and a wagon. You head westward to find your dreams and riches at the end of the Oregon trail.
Two broken legs and a rattle snake bite later you realize that you've got the wrong game.
- *** You got screwed ***
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