Game:Zork/West

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 West Score: duh Moves: 2


> going west


You hear that gold was found in California so you sell all your possessions to buy a Oxen team and a wagon. You head westward to find your dreams and riches at the end of the Oregon trail. Two broken legs and a rattle snake bite later you realize that you've got the wrong game.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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