> going west
You hear that gold was found in California so you sell all your possessions to buy a Oxen team and a wagon. You head westward to find your dreams and riches at the end of the Oregon trail.
Two broken legs and a rattle snake bite later you realize that you've got the wrong game.
- *** You fail at Zork ***
Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):