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You decide to take the stairs because you need the exercise. It is very long stair case. When you finally reach the top of the Stairway to Heaven, God tells you, you should have taken the elevator, but it's too late for that. So you pass out from exhaustion, and because you stopped playing the Tambourine, your Grue Army eats you. What a crusade that was, huh dumbass?