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Your body is frozen.

Hey, look on the bright side, you've been cryogenically frozen in the ice. The ice melts to global warming and you come back to life in 2012!

Unfortunately, it's December 21.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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