> Act retarded
As it happens, there is a psych ward inside the compound. You are strapped down into a gurney and wheeled inside, still giggling incoherently at your excellent cover story. An orderly dumps you into an isolation room.
> continue to giggle
You are now in a straitjacket, which means you can't scratch the itch on your nose. It is dark here. There is a sleeping grue in the corner. Say hello to your new cellmate.