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 Pixel World Score: 130 Moves: 54

> go east

There's a massive wall in front of you.

> fire cannon

You might want to aim it first.

> fire cannon at wall

You, being you, use the light cannon and blast a huge hole right through it which, bluntly put, has worked. Your lantern casts an invisible shadow in front of you and you start to feel slightly pixelated... Your eyes feel disorientated and mashing the keyboard doesn't seem to work. The cursor doesn't move and you have not updated your operating system since you bought it.

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