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 PixelWorld5 Score: 0 Moves: 0

> pick up zorkmid

You seem compelled not to do this, but you do, leaving your buttocks in full complete view of Henry the wonderworm as he lashes himself forwards through the air, tearing through your pants and into your anus, giving you years of paracidical mayhem until you die.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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