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 PixelWorld5 Score: 0 Moves: 0

> pick up zorkmid

You seem compelled not to do this, but you do, leaving your buttocks in full complete view of Henry the wonderworm as he lashes himself forwards through the air, tearing through your pants and into your anus, giving you years of paracidical mayhem until you die.

*** Zork has won! ***

Would you like to try and beat Zork, type in a cheat to win, or stop trying to beat Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

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