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 PixelWorld4a Score: 0 Moves: 0

> scare non-conformist grue

You sneak up on him ever so quietly until you're right... behind him.....

> Lean over

And Henry the wonderworm sodomises you. Your jerk reaction lands your pelvis slammed on the back of the grue who eats you and gets parasites (from Henry, naturally).

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

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