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 Paint Score: 0 Moves: 5

> look

There is a paint bucket just over the horizon.
> Get paint bucket

You now have a paint bucket, as well as-
> Look, we already went through this, okay? Use paint bucket.

You use paint bucket, but its vile juices cover everything in a vast sea of maroon.

Sadly, you didn't die. However, a grue is attracted to the near-blood color of maroon and eats you.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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