Game:Zork/Offer gum

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 West of House Score: -29 Moves: 4

> Offer Gum

You offer your gum to the monkey, he takes it and then runs off. You are very pleased with yourself, untill you come to notice that you don't have your Juicy Fruit gum anymore. You start crying like a baby, and attract a sympathy Grue, which eats you to ease your emotional pain, you damn Emo.

*** You got hosed ***

Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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