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 South Africa Score: ANC Moves: ANC

> I is Nelson Mandela

"It's him!" The guards scream, nearly in hysterics. "OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!"

> oh-kayyyy....

Apparently Comrade Nelson's good name just doesn't carry as much weight as it used to. We live in dark times.

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