From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 27

> Hijack this poor old lady and steal her ride

You heartless, heartless, creep. Don't you have a freakin' grandmother?

> Whatever. Oh sweet Jesus, that car....

Bastard. Anyway, it turns out that granny is a shapeshifting grue. It decides to teach you a lesson in respecting your elders.

You know what happens next.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

Personal tools