> Hijack this poor old lady and steal her ride
You heartless, heartless, creep. Don't you have a freakin' grandmother?
> Whatever. Oh sweet Jesus, that car....
Bastard. Anyway, it turns out that granny is a shapeshifting grue. It decides to teach you a lesson in respecting your elders.
You know what happens next.
- *** You have died ***
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