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 Paradise Score: 5 Moves: 8

> explode

Ah, that's better. After blowing yourself up and killing the infidels you have arrived at the great gates of Paradise. An angel wearing a turban stands as guardian in front of the gates. He is looking into the distance and has not yet noticed you.

> Hello...

The gatekeeper wearing a turban turns around quickly and begins to talk in a high pitched voice

"Hello! Welcome to Paradise. Seventy two virgins await you. Please follow me."

He opens the gates of Paradise and waves his hand, asking you to enter.

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