Game:Zork/Jamiacantown

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 South is the beach, dumbass Score: >.> Moves: <.<


> go south


You walk into the water and eaten by Grue.


> look


You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after.


> look again

Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.



"You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already."

~Oscar Wilde on you.
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