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 South is the beach, dumbass Score: >.> Moves: <.<

> go south

You walk into the water and eaten by Grue.

> look

You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after.

> look again

Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

"You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already."

~Oscar Wilde on you.
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