Welcome to the Inner Sanctum!
Look there's the FINAL BOSS!
Video Game Addiction: 129
Odds of you beating it: 999 to 1
- +1.5/+1.5 Nuke Sword
- +1.5/+1.5 Satan's Trident
- Summon Monsters IX: Summons a troubling of goldfinches, a Mantine and a a troubling of goldfinches which then slay you instantly.
- WALL: Drops a 10-foot thick wall on top of you, which crushes you instantly.
- NUKE: Drops a 10-kilogram nuke on top of you, which crushes you instantly(before it has time to vaporize you).
- Instant Death: Kills you instantly.
The ferocious fifty-foot-tall radioactive demon lion robot howls in fury and prepares a devastating spell - this is your one chance to attack!
> Summon Mommy
You would think sceaming like a five year old girl would be helpful at this point, but you were wrong. You have 3 choices at this point: