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"I'm a Soviet spy, motherfucker, and I'm gonna kill yo' ass."
You successfully stab the guard. But another security guard shoots you. YOU DEAD.
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.
What would you like to do?