Game:Zork/Guard3

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 Guard Score: 0 Moves: 1


> "How dare you talk that way to the President of the United States of America?!"

"I'm a Soviet spy, motherfucker, and I'm gonna kill yo' ass."
> Stab guard.

You successfully stab the guard. But another security guard shoots you. YOU DEAD.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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