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 Guard Score: 0 Moves: 1

> "How dare you talk that way to the President of the United States of America?!"

"I'm a Soviet spy, motherfucker, and I'm gonna kill yo' ass."
> Stab guard.

You successfully stab the guard. But another security guard shoots you. YOU DEAD.

*** You have died ***

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