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 Guard Score: 0 Moves: 1

> "I am Eetee. I come in peace. Take me to your leader."

The guard opens the door to a broom closet, and says to you, "Our leader is right down this hall."

You foolishly enter this... hall. The guard closes the door. A grue eats you. God, you're dumb.

*** You have died ***

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