Game:Zork/Guard2

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 Guard Score: 0 Moves: 1


> "I am Eetee. I come in peace. Take me to your leader."

The guard opens the door to a broom closet, and says to you, "Our leader is right down this hall."

You foolishly enter this... hall. The guard closes the door. A grue eats you. God, you're dumb.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)


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