> commit Gruicide
What? You want to die?
Dude, Gruicide is homicide on a Grue. But I'm the narrator, and I have to make things happen. My narrator powers make the Grue get stabbed to death by you stabbing it.
Unfortunately, the Gruelice break in and arrest. You are tried and you are exegrueted.
Execution by Grue. You have been eaten. Three times.
> THREE? This game makes no sense.
Yes it does. It means you were eaten, dumped, eaten again, dumped again, and finally, eaten (and then dumped in the toilet).
In other words...
- *** Dead again (sigh) ***
Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS):