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 What is a Grue? Score: 0 Moves: 1

The Grue is a box-shaped, gape-toothed mammal known for eating disgarded detergent bottles and humans. Often seen roaming the wilderness in herds, whistling old-timey Irish pub songs and calculating the amount of back taxes owed by car salesmen. It is also a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

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