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 Laboratory Score: 0 Moves: 0

It is Alzheimer's but it turns out the hermit was a grue all along. The Grue-Hermit devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Also, don't think you can use this information in your next game because he'll turn out not to be a grue if you choose something else. I'm like Three Card Monte, baby.

*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***

In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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