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It is Alzheimer's but it turns out the hermit was a grue all along. The Grue-Hermit devours you before you have a chance to scream.
Also, don't think you can use this information in your next game because he'll turn out not to be a grue if you choose something else. I'm like Three Card Monte, baby.
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.