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It is Alzheimer's but it turns out the hermit was a grue all along. The Grue-Hermit devours you before you have a chance to scream.
Also, don't think you can use this information in your next game because he'll turn out not to be a grue if you choose something else. I'm like Three Card Monte, baby.