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The Grue looks at you.

"Hello, Grue", you say.

"Why, hello young adventurer," says the Grue. "What are you doing on this fine day?"

> "Why, I am just having a midday stroll about this fine land of ours and not at all trying to acquire the Twenty Treasures of Zork or anything like that."

"Absolutely smashing. Nothing quite like a midday stroll in this fine weather, is there, good friend?" says the Grue. "Would you like to join me for tea and scones?"

> "I would be honored."

So you and the Grue sit down on his picnic blanket and sup a most delectable selection of scones, patties and jam filled biscuits, accompanied with piping hot cups of camomile tea and skipping merrily through a field of daisies with arms intwined and oh my God I can't keep this up any longer YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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