Game:Zork/God/sarcasm

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 God Score: -9,999,999 Moves: 778


> "Hey, stop insulting me, or I will damn you to hell."

I give you powers, and you think I you can treat me like an underling?


> "I'm god."

Yes, you are... but I am a higher power still. I am the narrator.


> take last two commands back

No.

Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then He summons an army of Grues. They eat you.


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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