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 God Score: -9,999,999 Moves: 778

> "Hey, stop insulting me, or I will damn you to hell."

I give you powers, and you think I you can treat me like an underling?

> "I'm god."

Yes, you are... but I am a higher power still. I am the narrator.

> take last two commands back


Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then He summons an army of Grues. They eat you.

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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