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 God Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 777

> enter kitchen

You enter the kitchen. Jesus is sitting at the table.

> say "Hi, Jesus"

Jesus eats you.


But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.

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