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 God Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 777

> enter forest

You are in a forest. Trees surround you on all sides.

> burn everything

You set all the trees on fire.

You trip on a stone. You fall face first into a mushroom patch.

*** You have died ***

> the hell did the mushrooms kill me?! I'm God!

They were mushrooms of Unholiness, and counteracted your Holy Water.

> convenient...


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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