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 Executive Office Score: 60 Moves: 35

> enter unlocked area

You enter a room that looks like it was once used as the office of a high-ranking executive. The room hasn't been used in awhile, and has collected a fair amount of dust.

Hanging on the far south wall is a valuable work of fine art!

> examine painting

It's an original Jackson Pollock, entitled "Take That You Wretched Canvas, I Hate You So Much".

> take painting

You reach up and lift the painting from the wall. You feel proud. Your first art heist, and you didn't even need the crowbar!

> look

There's a table in the center of the room with a spray bottle labelled "Frobozz Cleaning Co. Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer."

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