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 Swirly Vortex 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?

> Escape from the game's seemingly endless stream of Chrono Trigger references

It's a boss fight, you idiot. You can't run away from a boss fight!

Lavos uses your wasted turn to attack you with a serpent.

See? I told you I could still screw you over.

*** You have died ***

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