Game:Zork/Eaten by grue
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The Grue's head is getting awfully large!
Say it louder. I couldn't hear you.
Grue's are known to explode when their heads get like that. I'd back away, if I were you.
You didn't have to shout. Jeez.
You jump out of the way as a chunk of Grue Brain flys past you and a sonic boom eminates from the neck of the presumably dead Grue. You survived!
Amen. Unfortunately, God hates nerds who still play text adventures, and sends a horde of grues to devour you.
He hates you.