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You go to eat the fruit. Unfortunately this involves taking it from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not a good idea. Ever.
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.