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"Let us call that the Chrono Trigger. It is pure potential. By unleashing a specific course of events, it can have a powerful effect on time."
He then says a lot of other expository stuff, but you don't hear it because you've just realised that the Chrono Trigger is roughly the same size, shape and texture as a plover's egg.