Game:Zork/Conversation

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 Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 1


> Talk to Grue


You greet the Grue in a polite and respectful manner.

"Hello there, Grue. Please do not eat me, I would like to be your friend."

The Grue looks at you thoughtfully, a small bit of drool dripping off its sharp fangs.

"Umm..." you say nervously, backing away a step, "good Grue... good Grue... "

This last sentence was a mistake, for the simple reason that a good Grue eats everything living in sight. What you wanted was a bad Grue, that thinks it's supposed to sing campfire songs.

The Grue rips you into 69,105 pieces, sending blood and chunks of flesh flying everywhere. It growls a little, then eats the pieces.

Except for your left pinky toe. A mouse ran away with that when the Grue was busy gnawing on the remains of your head.

It is safe to assume that...



*** Died you have ***


To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):

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