Game:Zork/Congo

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 29


> yearn Congo


You can't go to Yearn Congo.


> why not


You incompetent clod! You aren't Congo Bill, that's why, and you don't have a team from National Geographic to film the killer gorillas!


> screw that I'm going


Fine then. You catch HIV, get shot by rebel soldiers, and starve to death like every other wannabe adventurer who tried to play Zork in that god-forsaken place. Your remains are likely to be eaten by a grue.


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***


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