> use ATM
You insert the ATM card in to the ATM and punch in the proper PIN. You hear a series of beeping noises, followed by a mechanical voice saying "Insufficient funds for transfer." Then, due to being soaked by ceiling sprinklers, the ATM short-circuits, detonating its self-destruct explosives.
You dodge the blast, but a shower of freshly minted gold zorkmids shoots through your flimsy plastic hazmat suit and buries itself in your heart.
And not in a romantic way, either.
- *** You have died ***
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