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 Partying like it's 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?

> Attack with sword again

You attack Lavos with the sword again, but since you're level 1, it only does a tenth of a hitpoint worth of damage.

You see a pair of slaxe-chucks in front of you. Now's your chance!

Unfortunately, Lavos grabs the pair of slaxe-chucks first and smacks you with it 69105 times.

*** You fail at Zork ***

Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):

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