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 Partying like it's 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?

> Attack with sword again

You attack Lavos with the sword again, but since you're level 1, it only does a tenth of a hitpoint worth of damage.

You see a fortune-telling parrot in front of you. Now's your chance!

Unfortunately, Lavos grabs the fortune-telling parrot first and smacks you with it 69105 times.

*** You've been pwn'd ***

Ha ha, n00b. Wanna press A-B-Start-Select, load a savestate, or quit? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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