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|Partying like it's 1999||Score: ?||Moves: ?|
You see a pair of slaxe-chucks in front of you. Now's your chance!
Unfortunately, Lavos grabs the pair of slaxe-chucks first and smacks you with it 69105 times.
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):