What the hell are you doing here?
You weren't supposed to find this secret narration compartment!
> Do I...win?
Can't you read, you dumb fuck! The sign on that barbed wire fence says, unauthorized persons will be FUCKING shot!
> Oh shit sorry
What am I paying you losers for? Guards!!!
*All personnel please report immediately to the compartment nobody was supposed to find*
"There he is! Someone give me the rocket launcher!"
- *** You have died ***
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