Game:Zork/AfricaLiftNo

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 27


> no way man


The Tucker speeds on.


> wait


You idle by the side of the road. Several hours go by. It is now past your bedtime.


> brush teeth with fingers


Your mother would be so proud.


> look


At last, after what appears to have been twenty years, a windowless van turns down the road. The front end wobbles as it approaches, as if the driver can't quite believe what he's seeing before he leans out the window.

"Quick, you fool! I'm the grueologist assigned to your case. Get in here now before somebody sees you and I totally won't make a wind chime out of your genitals."


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