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 Windowless Van Score: -10 Moves: -28

> get into van

You have never played The Abyss before, have you? The grueologist stabs you to death with his trusty meat cleaver, and so totally does make a wind chime out of your genitals.

*** Yu hve ded ***

Wuld yu lik to stat ovr, rstre a sved pstion, or end tis sesion of Zork? (Type RESTRT, RESTRE, or QUT):

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