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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 30

> Walk up to front gate

You can't walk up to ye olde front gate.

> um...why?

Because there's a striped barrier blocking off the front gate, flanked by uniformed security guards who are looking at you with obvious disapproval.

> ahhh! who touched me?

Chill out. You didn't lose any power.

> whew

It's just the chief guard slapping a practiced hand on your shoulder. He's a beefy fellow who's also black, which has absolutely nothing to do with anything but I feel like being racially incorrect today.

> ahhh

"Halt! Who are you and what do you want here, intruder?"

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