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"Ho, ho, ho! How far the mighty have fallen!"
"I chivalrously accept your unconditional surrender. But I still get to annex your colonies, install a figurehead puppet as your leader, and demand to be paid regular tribute of your natural resources. Such is the cost of defeat, my friend!"