Game:You Have Sinned/Kill worm
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You decide to kill the worm before it has a chance to kill you. But the worm is a difficult opponent. It whips its head at you and you duck. Then it spews some vile black fluid. It catches you! You are stuck to the floor! Oh noes! But then, something extraordinarily random and unexpected happens. The hobo has an anal spasm and both you and the worm are launched out of his body, along with a few other unmentionable substances (shit). All hail the deus ex machina! You are safe. The worm dies out of exposure to the thick oxygenated air. But where do you go now?