Game:You Have Sinned/Blob
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The mass of brown is about a meter tall (or three feet, if you're stupid enough to use standard measurement). It is covered in thick fur, or scales, maybe feathers. It seems to be an animal. But you can't see any legs, head, eyes, or gentalia. You can always spot genitalia on an animal. What could it be? You decide to touch it (that's right, you can't choose this time). It seems peaceful enough. Until it turns around and eats you. It was a Grue. Now you go to Hell for being so stupid, and unfortunately, there's no game for that.
YOU ARE CONDEMNED