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Contents 1 Gameplay 1.1 Starting up 1.2 Movement 1.3 Actions 2 Sides 2.1 Stat differences 3 Points and levels 3.1 The main difference 3.2 Attack and Defense 3.3 Sexity 3.4 Charm 3.5 Stat and point connections 3.6 Luck and Intelligence 4 In-game 4.1 Objects 4.2 Place types 4.3 Levels 5 In-game history 5.1 Timeline 6 Achievements 7 Knightdom

[edit] Gameplay

The gameplay revolves around you typing actions into the game cache on the main page.

[edit] Starting up

Play the game for free by signing up in the cache. Just type in PLAY [DARK/LIGHT] [SPAWNING REGION] and you signature. Into [DARK/LIGHT] write either DARK or LIGHT, based on which you want to join. The spawning region is the region in your side's map that you want to start your game in.

[edit] Movement

You can move by typing in GO, and the place you want to move to, into the cache. As soon as the cache is updated by the game moderator, you can open up the map of the place you just moved to and move in that map the same way you did in the last.

[edit] Actions

Main actions are GO, USE, ATTACK, FLEE. Other actions also exist. The game cache is what you type these actions into.

Every place has a status. You can see the stuff and people which are there, and the places you can travel to. For instance, if you are in a place with a Vertigo Mummy, you can type FIGHT Vertigo Mummy, to fight it. You can go to a subsection of the place you're in by typing something like GO Subsectionlandia.

[edit] Sides

There are two sides in the game: Dark and Light. The difference of the two is the side of the map you'll get to spawn in, and your initial in-game stats.

[edit] Stat differences

Light Attack - ■■■■■■ Defense - ■■■■■■ Sexity - ■■■■■■ Charm - ■■■■■■ Intelligence - ■■■■■■ Luck - ■■■■■■ Friendships Great God of Light - 100% Great God of Good - 75% God of fire - 50% God of the Universe - 0% The Great Creator - 0% God of lightning - -50% Great God of Evil - -75% Great God of Dark - -100%

Dark Attack - ■■■■■■ Defense - ■■■■■■ Sexity - ■■■■■■ Charm - ■■■■■■ Intelligence - ■■■■■■ Luck - ■■■■■■ Friendships Exact inverse of Light's friendships

[edit] Points and levels

There are 4 basic stats in the game - Attack, Defense, Charm and Sexity. Although sexity is a bit off-color, it is still a common sense in Uncyclopedia.

[edit] The main difference

To do something with the stat you have, you need POINTS, which increase and decrease based on what you do. By getting 6 POINTS, you LEVEL UP, allowing you to do more with the stat.

[edit] Attack and Defense

These two obviously refer to battle. "Objects affect them and they can increase in battle and training..." all the obvious things. Yes, that's it.

[edit] Sexity

The fun part of the game is SEX!!!!111 Or rather, how to get some, as the game revolves around the middle-ish ages, where kings and vi-kings meet, so to speak. Sexity points (SP) can be earned by having sex with other-gender peasants. Will you get some is based on the Charm points (CP) and Charm level you have. How much Sexity Points you will get out of it, is based on the sexity level you have, which increases with every six points you have.

[edit] Charm

Unlike Sexity, your charm points change to 3 on every cache update. Charm points are increased by talking to the ladies if you can. The level itself doesn't "change". It stays so unless you level up.

[edit] Stat and point connections

Summarizing the previous:

• Attack and Defense increase by fighting enemies.
• Sexity increases with sex
  • Sex is earned based on your charm and sexity combined.
• Charm reloads itself and can be increased by asking sex.

[edit] Luck and Intelligence

The "two other" stats. While devils get more luck, angels don't, instead they get intelligence. Either one plays a great role in the game, especially Intelligence. Luck on the other hand is useful for casinos (knights only) and small dealer tables.

[edit] In-game

[edit] Objects

Here are some objects you may face in the game:

• Abacus - Useful for hitting people on the head. Attack more effective.
• Bunny Costume - WTF? A bunny costume???? I so digg'n it, dawg! Useful for sneaking away from monsters.
• Bra - You're in luck, a bra! Ya playboy. Can be earned from peasant women. Defense more effective.
• Can of Blackity - BLACKITY is NOT a dumb word. Can be earned from certain stores. Attacks against light creatures more effective.
• Can of Pee - Acid, some may say. Tag reads "Do ... Drink". Can be earned from certain stores. Attack more effective.
• Can of Poison - Poison! Useful quite. Can be earned from certain stores. Attack more effective.
• Canister of Crabs - WTF? Canisters in the middle-ages? Never heard of them. Attack more effective. Attack Level 10 required. [K]
• Canister of Crap - Oh, the humanity. Attack more affective. Attack Level 10 required. [K]
• Condom - To avoid sexytime going bad! Special Item
• Dark Condom - To avoid deviltime going bad! Special Item
• Dark Dice - Casino for crazy people! Increases luck. Dark only.
• Doo - Gross!
• Eating Sign - Unusable for everything!
• Eel - W00ts Electron! Attack more effective
• Electronic Sword - Rofl! Wield weapon
• Electronic Shield - Lol! Shield
• Electronic Boots - Wtf? Footwear
• Electronic Helmet - BBQ! Head Armor

More to be revealed

[edit] Place types

• Villages can be treed to:
  • Huts
  • Market stores
  • Crack fields
• Towns can be treed to:
  • Stores
  • Pubs
  • Sleeping centres
  • Churches
• Cities can be treed to:
  • Stores
  • Casinos [K]
  • Clubs
  • Strip clubs
• Castles [K] can be treed to:
  • Knight armor stores
  • Knight quarters
  • King's quarters

[edit] Levels

• 1 - Goo
• 2 - Slime
• 3 - Novice
• 4 - Snot
• 5 - Cracker
• 6 - Candy bar
• 7 - Taffy
• 8 - White Chocolate
• 9 - Disease
• 10 - Opera singer
• 11 - Guard
• 12 - Super
• 13 - Amazing
• 14 - Overachiever
• 15 - Grand Master

[edit] In-game history

The game is delivered in an alternate calendar called UQY. This stands for UnQuest Year and is how historical events are referred by. As the game mixes Viking times with King times, it's easier this way.

[edit] Timeline

• 1 UQY - The world is created by Creator Gert V (logical year 1294)
• 2 UQY - Gert creates man. Man votes for new sysop, God of the Universe
• 5 UQY - God creates good and bad, dark and light.
• 10 UQY - God takes "The Big Dump"
• 15 UQY - God reinvents Brazier with peasants and kings
• 20 UQY - Peasants become vikings.
• 25 UQY - God makes pancakes
• 32 UQY - The Kingdom of Loathing is created.
• 35 UQY - God lets peasants and kings evolve
• 95 UQY - The Great War of Xina. Civilizations torn apart.
• 102 UQY - The New Kingdom Order with new regions
• 106 UQY - Giving birth to people like you made a possibility
• 140 UQY - Current time

[edit] Achievements

Achievements are:

Name	Notes	Value
Meet the Creator	Meet the Creator of UnQuest, Gert V, in the game somewhere	Ye500
Fyrekiller	Defeat any Fyre	Ye100
Sexy man	Have sex with any woman player	Ye25
Sexy girl	Have sex with any man player	Ye25
Knighto	Become a knight (bottom of this page)	Ye75
Hotelmeyer	Book a hutel (only awarded once)	Ye50

[edit] Knightdom

Knightdom is you becoming a premium member of UnQuest. For just 50 Yoinxx, you can be our member 4ever! Marked with a [K] are all the things regular users can't have. Knightdom: it's the UnQuestian way!

Place a check right here signed to Gert5 to become a knight and get more services: