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You are in a small room with absolutely no doors. Except one. The door is in the corner of the room. Their are no important things in this room aside from my loud booming voice.
> You Feel Offended
The Dungeon Master says:
"Don't be offended that I hate you."
What are you waiting for if you don't start to haul ass I'm gonna lock the door.