So you walk over to the water fountain, and the growling goes away. The fountain has a big silver button, and you press it, making water come out in a perfect arc. You sip the refreshing water. Then, you feel dizzy, and several monkies jump out of nowhere. They have bananas, and your split in half. The water was poisoned. You are losing blood rapidly, and the monkies are starting to eat you.
- *** You have died ***
Smooth move, X-lax. That was real nice.