Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/right teleporter/deathstar/run/Ewok/city
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You look around in amazement. A huge city strung between the trees, sits before you. The Ewok who gave you the lumps stands just in front of you, smiling as it sees your amazement. It's then that you hear the screams. You turn to see a huge starship appearing over the trees! There is a flash and a huge laser strikes he nearby cluster of huts. They explode, incinerated in a single moment. The platform shakes and you and the Ewok are thrown onto the ground.
Then the Stormtroopers appear, zipping out from the underside of the starship, on flying starbikes. This is getting worse and worse!